That was week ending 14th December 2012

This is the last TWb4TW until after the Christmas and New Year break. I started writing these articles in April and can hardly believe it is now nearly the end of the year and I am still writing them. I have been encouraged by the kind responses from you the people that read them and I thank you for those.

This week I thought it appropriate to produce my Christmas wish list, wishes for myself and others.  Here goes.

Cable not able

Last week Vince Cable took yet another swipe at big global companies that don’t pay enough or any UK tax. For Mr. Cable it is still the moral high ground that matters so no mention of our unfit for any purpose tax system. If the companies concerned are obeying the law then it is clearly the law that needs changing if it is not producing the result the country needs and that is the job of government.

Whilst Mr. Cable has done some good work at BIS underneath he is fundamentally anti business, or if isn’t he certainly sounds like it. I once heard him speak and claim that he was experienced in business because he had spent time as an economist at Shell. Anyone who knows anything about what economists do in organisations like Shell will know this doesn’t count as business experience.

So my Christmas wish for Mr. Cable is that he should get another job.  Minister for Overseas Development might suit his moralising better or perhaps being made to run an SME for a year might give him some “real” business experience.

It’s the economy stupid

Talking of experience my Christmas wish for George Osborne is that he too should find an opportunity to get some real experience. He is an example of yet another politician who is no doubt very intelligent but has done nothing but politics almost since he left primary school. This was demonstrated in the Autumn Statement and its aftermath where he was clearly more interested in scoring political points over Ed Balls than coming up with radical policies that would really get the economy moving. You can usually leave Ed Balls to score political points over himself, so why not get on with the job we pay you for, George because it really is the economy that matters and you are not stupid.

Does one more make a difference?

After the announcement that Canadian Mark Carney is to succeed Sir Mervyn King as Governor of the Bank of England last week we heard that Hector Sants was to join Barclays as head of compliance. Sants was previously Chief Executive at the FSA.

Now you can’t blame all the FSA’s failings on Sants. However he did step up to Chief Executive in time to rubber stamp RBS’ acquisition of ABN AMRO and he did publish just a 12 line press release on the FSA’s investigation into RBS, rather than publish the full report.

I understand that Barclays already have around 1800 compliance officers. So whilst Carney’s appointment does represent a new direction at the BoE you have to ask what real difference appointing a regulator to head up compliance will really make at Barclays.  My Christmas wish for Mr. Sants is good luck, but I have a feeling he will end up between a rock and a hard place with this one.

Train the trainers

The investigation into what went wrong at the DfT over the West Coast Mainline fiasco continues but with growing signs of avoidance tactics from anyone in the DfT who could possibly be blamed. My Christmas wish is that anyone at senior level in the DfT should be given a train set for Christmas and  required to assemble it in to a working model of the West Coast line in 30 minutes or be shown the door. Simple and effective.

HP used to work

I own an HP printer which I bought in the days when you could truly say buy HP because you just plug it in, turn it on and it works. What’s more my printer still does work, even though HP has had about 5 CEOs since I bought it. My Christmas wish for HP is that they should make me an offer for my old printer, with a suitable Autonomy sized premium and I would be delighted to sell it back to them. Then they could examine it and discover what it was that they used be really good at.

Oh no it's Silvio

You could not make it up; Silvio Berlusconi is running for Prime Minister of Italy again. This proves the view of a previous British ambassador to Italy who said “it is not difficult to govern the Italians, it is simply unnecessary”. Sr B’s first public pronouncement was to state “who cares about how much interest we pay to people who invest in our debt obligations compared to Germany”. This will be music to many Italian’s ears but maybe this time not enough of them will buy the message. So I wish Silvio Berlusconi everything he deserves.

So that was some of the week before this week. We hope you found some of the above thought provoking and useful for you and your business. TWb4TW will be back in the New Year so have a great Christmas and New Year holiday.

That was week ending 7th December 2012

The theme for this week’s TWb4TW is “and now for something completely different” or not as the case may be.

This is the Autumn of our discontent - or should that be Winter?

Last week the Chancellor delivered his Autumn Statement. Now I may be a bit pedantic and old fashioned but for me December is winter. In fact over the last few weeks I kept thinking I must have missed the Autumn Statement, we seemed to wait a long time for it to appear. Given that it required the Chancellor to admit he is going to miss almost every target that he has been telling us are essential to achieve, he may have needed more time to think of plausible excuses.

Much has already been written and spoken about the statement so I am not going to add to that. However one thought did strike me.  Suppose you are on the board of a holding company reviewing the performance of the MD of one of your subsidiaries, which has been making losses for some time. He tells you that sales are static, that whilst he has cut some costs overall they are still increasing and that several new projects he announced either haven’t started or are taking longer to deliver results. However he assures you that everything is on track, but it may take 2 or 3 years longer before profitability is restored. When you quiz him about what he is doing different that might get a different result he mutters vaguely about taking some of the spend from one part of his operation to spend in another.

How long would you put up with an MD who keeps on doing the same things and assuring you that this will deliver a different result? Not long I suspect. Did the Autumn Statement contain anything really different that looked like it might deliver a different result? Well I couldn’t spot it.

What could be different?

Most commentators had some sympathy for the Chancellor saying that he had a difficult hand to play. However I am grateful to Fraser Nelson of the Daily Telegraph who highlighted some countries that have tried something completely different and are getting different results.

Estonia is a tiny country surrounded by large and powerful neighbours, with every reason to blame global forces for its own economic problems. However throughout the downturn it has kept its tax rates low at 21pc. It cut state spending by a tenth in one year compared to our average of 2.5pc a year. The result is Estonia now has the fastest growth in Europe.

Socialist Sweden made a permanent tax cut for the lower paid that encouraged so many people back to work that the extra revenue covered the cost of the policy. The tax cut amounted to a whole extra month’s salary a year. The increase in tax allowances here will benefit about 20 million people, but the tax cut amounts to 90p a week. Not enough to spend in pound shop, much less kick start the economy!

The Swedes also reduced corporation tax from 26pc to 22pc, but they did it in 3 months, whilst our reductions are being phased over several years. So is it time to try something completely different like significant tax cuts, delivered hard and fast that will stimulate significant economic activity that in turn will deliver higher tax revenues and lower government spending? Just a thought.

No change from Tesco

It is now a year since Tesco’s Chief Executive Philip Clarke launched a £1bn turnaround plan. However like for like sales fell again in the third quarter and now around 29pc of UK consumers choose to do the majority of their food shopping at Tesco, down from 35pc in 2011.

Some analysts have said it may be too early for consumers to have noticed the improvements Tesco has been making in staff and products. I believe that the problem is more that they have not noticed anything really different and that’s because it isn’t. Some of you may recall the experience recently of my business partner who when he was unable to access an offer on Tesco’s website reported it to customer services. They insisted first that there wasn’t a problem with their site it must be with my partner’s system. They went further suggesting ways he could spend his time fixing what was their problem and of course “nobody else has complained”. Eventually last week he was contacted by a technical person (significantly not from customer service) who admitted there was a problem with the Tesco website and there had been hundreds of messages about it.

So does £1bn to revitalise stores and products and hire 8,000 extra staff make a difference? Not so far apparently and maybe it’s because it won’t make the slightest difference to Tesco’s attitude to its customers, because Tesco doesn’t think it has an attitude problem.

HP full steam on to the rocks

Last week HP’s market value fell to $27bn which is now below the $31bn it has spent on acquisitions in the last 5 years. Research has consistently shown that mergers and acquisitions usually destroy value. HP’s management seem bent on proving this by setting an all time record for value destruction. Indeed they may have already achieved it.

Market speculation is that the company may be broken up as the sum of its parts now looks significantly greater than the whole. What is clear is that it needs to do something radically different as the current strategy which is to straighten out the huge mess that is today’s HP seems highly unlikely to succeed.

Other stories from last week, worth a mention

Starbucks offer to pay voluntary corporation tax was an appropriate way to kick off the pantomime season and it was different!

Sir Philip Green’s 25pc sale of TopShop leaves his Arcadia Group debt free and with £600m to fuel further growth. Sir Philip doesn’t have to do anything different, just carry on doing what he is really good at. Unlike HP who seem determined not to do what they used to be really good at.

The report into the West Coast rail bid fiasco was published confirming what we already knew about the levels of incompetence and dishonesty at the DfT. Now it’s official will it make a difference? Not holding my breath.

The Tchenguiz brothers started their claim for £200m against the Serious Farce Office for losses incurred as a result of their wrongful arrest. This is the largest claim ever brought against a government department. You could almost wish them well until you remember it is us the taxpayers who will have to stump up the £200m. Those responsible for the mess at the SFO at the time have all left with large payoffs, again paid by us. So no change there then.

So that was some of the week before this week. We hope you found some of the above thought provoking and useful for you and your business. We trust you had a good weekend and hope you have a great week this week.

That was week ending 2nd November 2012

My purpose in starting this series of weekly (well mostly weekly) articles is to take a different perspective on some of the news stories from the previous week to see what lessons might be learnt. However I am beginning to find that many of these lessons keep coming round again. So here is a quick canter through some of last week’s news stories with my take on the lessons they contain.

Barclays to slash pay – senior employees at Barclays are to have their pay cut by up to 50%, with the bank happy to take the risk that some will leave rather than accept this. This is one of the key outcomes of Project Mango, a three part review into the future of the former Barclays Capital. So it appears that reality does catch with everyone eventually and the longer you ignore it the bigger kick in the backside it gives you. The mystery that remains is why big corporates continue to give major projects such silly names.

BT Sports Channel – perhaps to its surprise BT came away with two of the seven Premier League broadcasting rights packages plus the rights to Premier League Rugby from next year. The idea behind this move is that it will enable BT to compete with Sky in offering bundled telephony, broadband and TV services. However it is unclear how BT will earn a return on the near £1bn of its shareholders money that it has spent so far when it doesn’t even have a sports channel yet.  The major impact so far is that BT’s entry into the bidding process forced Sky to pay 40% more than in previous Premier League auctions. Perhaps the lesson is be careful what you bid for, because you most likely will end up with some of it, having paid a lot more than you expected.

PPI miss-selling hits banks profits – one clue as to why Barclays and the other banks feel confident they can reduce the pay of their senior people without any mass exits is the scale of the financial headwinds facing all banks. In addition to PPI compensation, the consequences for interest rate swap miss-selling, HSBC’s money laundering and Libor rate manipulation have yet to be fully quantified. PPI compensation alone could top £12bn and be the biggest miss-selling scandal of all time. PPI miss-selling wasn’t just wide-spread; it had become a way of life. If it made money for the bank and for you, it was alright. The lesson is that these days HOW you make your money is just as important as how much you make. Dubious practices that society deems unacceptable will find you out and cost you dear.

Official, West Coast bid fiasco was a fiasco - a preliminary report on the investigation into this sorry saga has confirmed that the DfT’s part in the fiasco is every bit as bad as we thought. Officials in the department knew that they had neither the resources nor the expertise to manage the bid process effectively but they went ahead anyway. They even accepted the “risk of a challenge” from Virgin Rail Group. This wasn’t a risk; it was a cast iron certainty!

Given that rail is a key part of this country’s infrastructure and the DfT has a key role to play the least the government could do was to ensure it was up to its job. Right now it is the equivalent of sending a village football team with just seven players out to play Manchester United. The lesson for those of us in business is that we must demand that government massively improves its own competence and capability before it starts telling us how to run our businesses.

Hitachi buys in to UK nuclear – this Japanese white samurai came riding out of the sunset to buy up RWE and E.ON’s nuclear business in the UK. This is good news because before this the only nuclear game left in town was the Centrica/EDF joint venture. Hitachi has a record of building reactors on time and on budget which would make a welcome change if they could do this in the UK.

However major obstacles remain before this investment will become a reality, notably getting Hitachi’s Advanced Boiling Water Reactor licensed for use in the UK. This could take four years. Once again a key role is played by government, not just in the licensing process but in settling the price to be paid for electricity generated from the new plants. Get this wrong on the scale of the West Coast rail bid and we are in serious trouble.

The lesson is that when you have pulled a rabbit out of the hat, don’t then starve it to death.

Royal Mail delivers Parcels! – another bit of potentially good news was the announcement by Royal Mail that it is to invest £75m into a four year expansion programme that will fuel a decisive shift away from delivering letters to servicing online retailers instead.

Many of us can be forgiven for thinking about time too! To be fair Royal Mail has had a stack of legacy problems to deal with before they could get to a position where they have a chance of making this investment a success. Successive government indecision and general messing about with Royal Mail hasn’t helped. However the lesson is that when it’s obvious what you need to do, best get on and do it. You will be surprised by how often doing the bleeding obvious doesn’t get done.

And finally – I have a feeling in my water that overall things are starting to get better. This is not to do with last quarter’s growth figure, but just a general feeling in spite of all sorts of potential further difficulties that there are more signs pointing up rather than down. Two big events this week may turn out to be significant, namely the result (if we get one this week) of the US Presidential election and the change of government in China. In one millions of American voters will decide the result, in the other a few thousand people turn up in Beijing and put their hands up when they are told to. I am not sure which I find the scarier!

So that was some of the week before this week. We hope you found some of the above thought provoking and useful for you and your business. We trust you had a good weekend and hope you have a great week this week.

That was week ending 17th August 2012

Invisible Transport Secretary

It was announced last week that FirstGroup had won the new franchise to run the West Coast line, outbidding the current operator Virgin Trains. The deciding factor appears to be First Group’s offer of £5.5bn for the franchise, 15pc more than Virgin’s. However the more I look at this the weirder the whole thing becomes.

The award of a rail franchise of this importance and value is a heady brew of business, the economy and politics. The interests of the taxpayer are not just about maximising the revenues from the franchise. This service and its operations are important national assets which must be sustained and enhanced into the future. And yet the government has accepted the highest bid from an operator with debt of 170pc of its market value and a revenue plan based on almost everything going right. Moreover FirstGroup would only have to pay £245m to hand the franchise back to the government if things don’t work out, so that is the extent of their risk. A case of heads they win, tails they don’t lose much. This happened with the East Coast line and that is still with the taxpayer 3 years later. At this rate the railways will be re-nationalised by stealth in about 10 years!

FirstGroup’s CEO Tim O’Toole says their bid is a “deliverable proposition” but Sir Richard Branson says it runs the risk of “almost certain bankruptcy”. They both would say that wouldn’t they. Sir Richard has cleverly almost attained the status of national treasure to become about the only high profile business person who currently could claim to be trusted by the public at large. Indeed if a public vote had been used to decide who should get the West Coast line then Virgin Trains would have won by a landslide. Curiously though Virgin have spent over £60m bidding for rail contracts over the last few years and failed to win a single one of them. What is it that the government and the transport ministry in particular don’t like or trust about Sir Richard and Virgin?

This is where the Transport Secretary Justine Greening comes in, or at least where she should come in. I cannot yet find a single statement or even a single word from her on the outcome of the West Coast Franchise bid. Usually when I dig into a politician’s background these days I invariably find that they are professional politicians who have never done a proper job. However not so with Ms Greening. She has an economics degree, an MBA and trained and qualified as an accountant. She worked as an accountant and finance manager for PWC, GSK and Centrica before going into politics. Consequently she should be perfectly capable of explaining to us ordinary mortals why accepting FirstGroup’s bid is in the interests of the taxpayers. Whilst she is at it she can also explain the logic of the latest fare increases. If they are needed to provide further investment in the rail system, then a bit more on how this is supposed to work would be welcome. Frankly I think it is the least she should do, otherwise what the hell is she there for? In fact is she actually there at all?

I predict this one will end in tears, though it may take some time before the tears begin to flow, by which time all the key players, including Ms Greening will have moved on.

The invisible CEO

Before Facebook’s IPO I urged anyone even vaguely contemplating buying the shares to go nowhere near them. Last week the shares dropped to $19.69, nearly half their listing price. Now I am not a professional share tipper or anything remotely like it but I can apply commonsense. One of the reasons I urged people to avoid the IPO is that Facebook’s CEO Mark Zuckerberg had declared himself not interested in making money. My reasoning was that if he is not interested in making money then that is exactly what is likely to happen. I don’t mind him not making money for himself, but I do mind him not making it for me.

Anyway his goal has been achieved, he is not making money and neither is anyone else. However just like our transport secretary we have heard nothing from him. He got married and went in his honeymoon immediately after the IPO, which is a pretty smart move in the light of what has happened to the share price. Surely he must be back from honeymoon by now and he must have some views that he could share with his deluded shareholders? However if he is not interested in making money then perhaps he feels it is all going according to plan, so what’s to say!

Invisible crisis

The tactic of sending all the Eurozone governments on holiday at the same time seems to have worked because for more than a month now it as if the financial crisis had never happened. Just occasionally there has been the odd bloop of news bubbling up like in a very slow cooking Bolognese sauce, but nothing to get alarmed about. Last week Greece even managed to sell €4bn worth of bonds which means they won’t default on an ECB bond repayment due this Monday. Borrowing money in order to pay money back is classed as good news now. Further “good news” was that Spain borrowed a record €402 from the ECB during July.

The Greek PM travels to Germany this week to meet Angela Merkel to ask for extra time (at least 2 years) to meet the austerity targets set in the second Greek bailout. A spokesperson for stern Auntie Angela declared “The German position, which is the European position, is based on the memorandum of understanding, which is the foundation”. A small prize to anyone who can tell me what that actually means, though to me it sounds like “flogging will continue until moral improves”. Which is not much comfort for the Greek PM?

And finally – the disappearing Dandy

The really sad news last week for any of us over 50 (or possibly 55) is that the Dandy comic is to cease publication. We may not have read it for many years but we would like to think that it is still there. When I read what they have tried to do to maintain its readership, introducing celebrity themed comic strips featuring Simon Cowell, Jamie Oliver and Jeremy Clarkson I realised where they have been going wrong.

They have been trying to appeal to children, when of course their real market is with adults who have never grown up, i.e. most men. By just sticking to their tried and tested formula with Korky the cat, Desperate Dan and Lord Snooty and his friends the Dandy would have been what it has always been and might still be there. Sometimes the real customers for your product or service may not be who you think they are.

There is some hope however in a witty observation from Letty Sykes from Rainham in Essex. In her letter to the Telegraph she writes “For me Desperate Dan will live on as long as Wayne Rooney Plays football”.

Have a good week.

So that was some of the week before this week. We hope you found some of the above thought provoking and useful for you and your business. We trust you had a good weekend and hope you have a great week this week.